Friend-Nation

As a guy; when you get friendzoned by so many girls you create a nation.

Angel just got friendzoned by Mary, the fifth girl this week. He's creating a friend-nation.

by aBosslyElephant October 26, 2014

panic-friends

When in fear of not making friends at uni, you make friends with anyone and everyone. Usually within the first day.

Toms just making panic-friends - think he may need to slow down

by Xdinovations November 2, 2014

Cust-Friend

A common term heard in strip clubs, from strippers who aren't allowed to meet up with customers outside the club, but do it anyway.

Stripper A: "who was that guy that I saw you at the club with last weekend? "
Stripper B: "OH that was my Cust-friend"

by Ninja Nerd Warrior November 13, 2014

friend zone

A place where no guy wants to be but always happens to end up there. The girl could've let you down because simply she doesn't like you or she likes you too much. Maybe you are too special and she doesn't want to let you go, she doesn't want to lose a friendship because what if one day you break up? Don't stop trying bud.

Guy- She said she loved me though.
Dude- Then why is she dating that douche? He's such a jerk.
Guy-I don't know man
Dude-You're deep in the friend zone my friend.

by deinelancaine November 30, 2014

Pride of friends

The collective noun for a small, clique-like circle of friends who posses remarkable fidelity to one another; comparable to that of a pride of lions.

Sorry Timmy, can't chat; I have an engagement with my pride of friends.

by gl777 December 1, 2014

cuddle friend

This doesn't exist. There is no such thing as a cuddle friend.

No, cuddle friends do not exist.

by SometimesDefineThings December 18, 2014

Friend of Savile's

(UK) A person who has or is suspected of having unhealthy sexual ambitions. Derived from Jimmy Savile, a British TV presenter who was exposed as an abuser of hundreds of children after his death in 2012.

A: Who's that fella always hanging round outside the off-licence?
B: Pervy Pete? He gives me the creeps as well - always buying underage kids booze. Friend of Savile's if ever I saw one.
A: Tsk tsk.

by BoneheadedDinosaur November 25, 2013