ball cum

ball cum in a bottle

did you see the ball cum in the bottle?

by ballcumexpert November 22, 2025

brady cummings

A soulless immortal creature. Considered a wonder of the modern world. Still unexplained by science.

Scientist are still unsure what makes up the approximately 300Ib of Brady Cummings. It is theorized he is made up mostly of dark matter along with other materials and minerals found only in the un-observable universe.

by Anonymousscientist21 August 19, 2021

No Cum-Christmas

Because "No-Nut November" is a thing, I made my own holiday to counter-act this, as a middle finger to men :)

You aren't allowed to ejaculate at all this month because you did No-Nut November.... it's No Cum-Christmas

by Rayygunn November 2, 2019

Cum Pumpkins

Medium to large female breasts, traditionally of a size and/or shape configuration that encourage thoughts or acts of ejaculation upon them by male partners or suitors.

Show me those cum pumpkins baby, I wanna drop a fat load all over them!

by BigK22 August 28, 2023

tweety cum sandwich

When you fuck a girl in the ass so hard she starts seeing little tweety birds circling her head. When she does, you cum inside her, with her ass cheeks acting as the bread.

Yeah man I gave Brittany a tweety cum sandwich last night!

by CookieSlayer July 31, 2022

Cum-suckit

someone who is very annoying and probably sucks cum.

you cum-suckit fucking prick!

by BIg 10 game April 24, 2024

Cum Shart

When someone forces seamen out of their rectum with an accompanying fart sound.

Person 1: “Hey, what do you think about cum shart?”

Person 2: “What the fuck?”

by Grey Meat August 25, 2025