shit in your flowers

to cause grief or ruin a person's day.

Sorry to shit in your flowers, but I need you do this.

by Sgt Donkey April 29, 2007

Calm Your Fuck

A call for rationality irrationally phrased. To be used when the subtlest of ironies seems necessary.

Friend: Do you think the Cuban's gonna kill me? I mean, there's no way I could've known she was his wife.

You: Dude, calm your fuck and buy me another beer.

by Cougar the Man June 20, 2007

Muah your box

Female equivalent of "blow job." Also stated as "Mow the lawn," "Muah the lawn," or "Mow the box." In the previous sentence the word "the" can be properly replaced with "your."

"Joe and Brent want to 'Muah your box' badly!"

by FreakyGurl January 16, 2008

beat your mouse

v. "beet yuur m-ow-sss"
To torque it.
To masturbate profusely to horrible, confusing pornographic material.
To make the icky sticky bounce out of you and onto your keyboard.

Johaneman don't beat your mouse.

by nuts ahoy March 25, 2008

Shave Your Pet

An act of masturbation where one shaves their pubic hair and then proceeds to glue them to one's hand, usually the dominant hand. After the glue has dried, the performer of the act proceeds to make self love with the pube-covered hand.

Person 1: "Dude, why is your hand covered in pubes?"
Person 2: "Oh, I Shaved my Pet last night and can't get the pubes off."

Person 1: "I'm tired of regular masturbation, what can I do to spice it up?"
Person 2: "Why don't you Shave Your Pet?"

by UhuhUhhuhUhhuh July 8, 2014

Your nan a man

Worse than

"Your mum gay"
"Your dad lesbian"
"Your granny tranny"
"Your gramps a tramp"
"Your sister a mister"
"Your brother is a mother"
"Your family tree lgbt"
This word can overpower the already legendary "no u"

Frank: Your mum gay
Edward: Your dad lesbian
Frank: Your granny tranny
Edward: Your gramps a tramp
Frank: Your sister a mister
Edward: Your brother a mother
Frank: Your family tree lgbt
Edward: dont make me do it
Frank: do it pussy
Edward: Your nan a man
Frank: no u

(it is not effective)
Frank explodes, the sun explodes and earth is covered in fire

by H0w d0 1 m4ke fr1ends May 15, 2018

your niece obese

A devastating insult that not only kills the person it's aimed at, but as well as his/her niece. This will make you the ultimate champion of God!

Eric: Ur Mom Gay!
Dylan: Dont make me use it fag!
Eric: I'm not scared!
Dylan: Your niece obese!!
Eric: Melts into a puddle

Erica niece: Oh shit *instantly fucking dies*

by It burns when I pee lol March 29, 2018