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Mom

The most important, beautiful, amazing woman that popped you out, a true angel.
Unless your mom's a bitch, then fuck her and I hope you don't end up like her, go drink water I love you <3
by NovaIsNobody February 19, 2024
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ur mom gay

ur dad les btqia+ whats next? ur family tree lgbt homo will rise
yo ur mom gay
by happyholocaust January 22, 2020
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mom gone

A term for when someone hecks up very bad
He missed his skillshot Wow thats guy is mom gone
by Consumer of meat April 20, 2018
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Woccer Mom

A white, suburbanite, ultra-woke soccer mom.
Judy is a woccer mom.
by Qsonic August 5, 2020
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Ur mom

The most unfunny and cringy roast/joke to ever exist
by Idk12345678910111213 January 15, 2022
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ur mom

Joey: hey jesse i'm gonna fuck ur mom
Jesse: my mom is dead *starts crying*

Joey: omg i'm really sorry i didn't know..
Jesse: fuck off dude i was joking *starts laughing
Joey: *awkwardly laughs*
Biden: hey Trump i'm gonna fuck ur mom
Trump: my mom is dead *starts crying*

Biden: omg i'm really sorry i didn't know..
Trump: fuck off dude i was joking *starts laughing
Biden: *awkwardly laughs*
by (^O^) December 4, 2020
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Ur mom

The most beautiful creature in existence one might even have sexual intercourse with ur mom
Guy1:ur mom is sooo hot and fuckable
Guy2: Ikr
Guy3:SWEET HOME ALABAMA
by Jamesyyboi April 11, 2022
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