shit kitchen

Slang for stomach/intestines. The place where shits are created.

I had a massive lunch. I am cooking up some big turds in my shit kitchen.

by Owen Pidcock May 9, 2019

Shit cubicle

A bathroom stall

“Well, time go go back to the shit cubicle! I’ve had a big lunch!

by Neon bananas March 21, 2019

Bullshit Shit

The worst insult you can give anything.

Rick and Morty are freaking bullshit shit and the other one's the important shit shitster on the shit block of cheese in the morning.

by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019

Shit Shitsters

Individuals that do not understand a good damn fucking thing about anything in the entire universe. Nothing in this realm of existence have ever or will ever stop them from continuing to understand absolutely fucking nothing. They are so idiotic that their politics are always wrong regardless of which side they're on. They will not enhance anything and will instead die because they forgot the necessary ability to breathe inward.

Good riddance, you shit shitsters!

by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019

no shit Sherlock

A one of the books in the Sherlock series, in witch Sherlock has constipation and has to swallow his pride and let watson use his medicine on him

friend "have you seen the new sherlock book"

me: yeah no shit Sherlock

by tim smith the weilder of pins May 24, 2019

Eat shit

1. A phrase commonly used to dismiss someone caustically, similar to “get fucked.”
2. To have an accident, usually related to falling to the ground.
3. To humble oneself, usually by admitting fault or offering subordination.

1. “Hey, you know what? Eat shit, prick.”
2. “I was running to work because I was late, but I didn’t noticed how uneven the sidewalk was so I tripped and just completely ate shit. I barely even broke my fall.”
3. Alright, buddy. You know you fucked up, you can’t deny it any long. It’s time to eat shit. Grab a bib.

by Born worse ones May 24, 2019

Suicide Shit

As you begin your travel to the closest bathroom because you have to take a shit, start pushing to see if you can shit in the toilet before you shit your pants.

Guy 1: Hey bro, wanna hang out tonight?

Guy 2: Aw shit man, I can't. I failed the suicide shit and I fucking shitted my pants!

by I'm not Bob June 14, 2019