I like you for who you are

Something you say to a hot girl to make her think that u like her for her personality and not her looks.

Kim: Do u just like me because of my body?
Andrew: NO, i like you for who you are.
Kim: O thats great, I love you Andrew. Let's have sex now.

by Killa Casper May 29, 2004

Your genus likes penis

A severe "your mom gay" insult, to be used only in dire situations.

Dave : your species feces!

Chad: your genus likes penis!

by Ethan Blandbarry May 19, 2018

Swagga Like Cock Monkey

An extreme amount of swagger thats full potential is currently not comprehended.

Man Mike, you got Swagga Like Cock Monkey bro!

by Kevin Kowelin May 26, 2011

you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers

I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

by The real Rupert Pupkin January 19, 2017

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.

1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.

1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

by jcodya December 22, 2009

You actin' like a damn Beava (Beaver)!!

1) A druggie/friend that wants some money.

2) Anyone asking you for shit you don't have OR don't want to give them.

Druggie - Hey brah you got some cash money I can borrow juss fo a min?
You - Man You actin' like a damn Beava (Beaver)!!

by JBOW! March 22, 2010

I gotta piss like a wounded Jap

What someone says when they have to pee really bad. During World War II, thousands of badly wounded Japanese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the South Pacific. Their wounds prevented them from being able to unbutton and pull down their trousers by themselves. Therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.

Situation 1:

Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!

Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.

Situation 2:

Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!

by DJJazzyJeff9 April 16, 2013