Mike Life

Mike life is good, life is bad, life brings you smiles, he causes clinical depression, He'll make you hard, He'll make you chemically castrated and limp like a dead fish... If your life is going somewhere, but you don't just know where.... You are having the Mike Life.

I just banged 2 girls at once, I'm having The Mike Life :) , or I just banged two girls and one turned out to be a transformer, I'm having The Mike Life :(

by BroSchool January 9, 2024

Life

It's a funny thing but life will always be a bitch

Life is a bitch.
I fell today I thank life.

by Need answers November 5, 2020

LIFE

RULE#9 <(Rule 35)>
I INVOKE RULE 9!!!
EVOLUTION...
Dance with me please...
...Because The White Horse rides alone...

RUN LIFE IS COMING.

by KyleC.. May 21, 2018

Get off the internet and get a life

Offensive sentence for time-wasters on the internet.

"Get off the internet and get a life bruh"

by Itz KittyPinkiez March 15, 2024

Life span of a dumb brother

Usually 23-24 years due to stunted developement in brain cells

Look out for your dumb brothers, it aint self out there

The life span of a dumb brother is 23yrs

by Rebelsupreme May 5, 2023

life

life is like dick it wont always be hard

life sucks but hey it wont always be hard

by gaydier January 26, 2024

Life

A meaningless hung of junk we are forced to do.

Hey, have you heard of life before?
Yes, it's horrible!
I agree.

by Chichi! May 26, 2022