Life

An STD that ends in death.

Person 1- My knee itches
Person 2- I fucking hate turnips
Person 1- I fucking hate life
Person 2- You need a therapist man

by _becausefucklife_ September 23, 2014

Life

Wow...did you Just search “life”? On Urban dictionary? Well...the meaning of life is pizza

Guy 1 : ... what's the meaning of life?
Guy 2 : i don't know and i don't care, Just let me finish my

goddam pizza man,

by Chick_with_good_wifi January 22, 2022

Life

It's a funny thing but life will always be a bitch

Life is a bitch.
I fell today I thank life.

by Need answers November 5, 2020

zomby life

an lifestyle of being locked in on your goals, but not boasting it.

a) when tf that lame ass bum signed a deal??

b) oh he a zl (zomby life) ass nigga

by svint August 9, 2024

Breath of Life

When in a hot dry Finnish sauna your partner blows onto your vulva and vaginal opening. Also known as The Desert Wind.

Id let him give me the breath of life.

His gives the hottest desert winds.

by P-L March 27, 2024

Life

A story of how you died.

He finished reading her Life.

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH April 19, 2022

No life

Someone who plays Fortnite to a "high standard"

Ninja has no life

by Mike Ockburns February 18, 2020