No Drugs December

You’ve heard of No Nut November now it’s No Drugs December so stop smoking weed

Person 1: “Hey guess what month it is!”
Person 2: “Um, I don’t know.”
Person 1: “It’s no drugs December!”

by ndodbdudbwpwnxdojdj November 30, 2019

Dry eyes December

In the month December i want yall to not cry during December. Keep ur eyes dry. Good luck

Dont cry, dont cry, dont cry,... because its dry eyes December

by UwU.rainbow.sh*t December 1, 2019

Grab dick December

Grab dick December, basically your gf grabs yo D all December

I cant wait for Grab dick December

by Joe Mcinnis December 1, 2019

Blue balls December

Once it is december. U have to try and not get blue balls from porn or ass looking

Kid 1:Damn,her ass is fine
Kid 2:U know its blue balls December

Kid 1:Oh

by Jesus Perez is straight December 2, 2019

decline dick december

girls are not allowed to have any sort of interaction with a penis for the full month of december

boy: suck my weiner, wanna diddle around?, lets dry sex!
girl: i cant its decline dick december.

by amanda pedle December 2, 2019

spooky nut december

the three best months in one

It is impossible to complete spooky nut december

by ReetusYeetusFeetus December 9, 2019

word of december

The word for December is DUNCAN DONUTS
Where you can NOT have DUNCAN DONUTS fir the rest of the year

Me:Hey selena I want DUNCAN DONUTS Selena Gomez:hell naw
Me:why
Selena Gomez :it's December

Me:so
......

Me:.....

Me:so the word for December is DUNCAN DONUTS?
Selena Gomez : yes the word for December is DUNCAN DONUTS
Selena Gomez: word of December

Selena Gomez: is DUNCAN DONUTS!

by Ol' Bobby joe December 10, 2019