rock-pee

The water that drips from the cave ceiling that is most definitely not the pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that is impossible.

Person 1: It's not rain, it's coming from the rocks.

Person 2: Yeah, it's rock-pee

by bunnerfly August 17, 2024

Cock rock

The little yellow or white rock found by the tip of the Penis cap, only found in a subset of the population usually circumcised peoples. Scientific name Smegma.
A painful thing to remove, is often from a collection of substances that are in contact with the groin accumulating in a single spot becoming solid and rough. Unlike periods most of the time it needs to be pulled out manually.

Girls "You will never understand what its like to have a period!"
Guy "Have you ever had a cock rock before?"

by Дecca September 9, 2023

Rock bottom

Nikolas Herrmann is the physical embodiment of rock bottom, the only way is up for him. His future is so grim that it makes winter forecast look like beach weather

Rock bottom

by Hejndns June 23, 2020

rocks

rice (osmows)

i got my chicken on the rocks instead of the stix

by Honey Sprouse September 30, 2021

Burgundian rock fucker

A Burgundian rock fucker is a man (or sometimes woman) who hails from the land of Burgundy and partakes in sexual intercourse with various rocks and stones.

"Have you met Pierre? He's a genuine Burgundian rock fucker."

by The Burgundian rock fucker January 5, 2023

Rocking Peter

Hard penis, erect bulge, horny man, dong , cock ready to penetrate and fuck a hole.

Look at you bro you got a rocking peter in a public bathroom!

by Thatbulgeman August 7, 2020

Tossing the Rocks

To play with another man's balls.

"We tried everything, but Lincoln suggested to Tossing the Rocks."

by Young_Bob_Ross October 20, 2015