sawed off bastard

Short ass pussy that’s afraid of anything or anyone. Usually cry’s and whines about every fucking thing. Someone that no one wants to be or be around because they’re the definition of a bitch made mother fucker!

Did you that sawed off bastard “Victoria” earlier.

Just being around her bitch ass makes me want to barf!

by Smittysmittysmitty May 9, 2018

Sleep off the meat

Sleeping after sex

When a woman has just had sex with a man and says "I think I need to sleep off the meat "

by Fierox March 11, 2017

off my tree

Absolutely shit faced on drugs or alcohol.

I was off my tree last night.

by Two469 May 14, 2016

Shoot one off

The action of climax during masturbation or sex. Usually when a male ejaculates, the semen shoots out as if a gun would do.

Male 1: It's hard being ugly, I can't get any type of sex bro.
Male 2: Just shoot one off and you'll be fine dude.

by schleepymane April 20, 2016

hot off the truck

Stolen from a cargo truck or manufacturer

Wanna buy a phone. Hot off the truck

by Didnizithatcomin August 20, 2016

jesus jerk off

After finishing nonutnovember and glancing at the picture of Jesus being crucified you immediately cream your jimmies. Such an event happens ounce every blue moon and is usually followed by an isis beheading.

Damn bro I had a jesus jerk off last night I was cleaning it up for hours.

by Overitus_Manhadalitus February 5, 2018

back off haters

a sassy chick who wants to be banged

back off haters ! gosh

by my bag hater February 9, 2018