May 13 national best friend day

May 13 is National best friend day :That one person that backs you up in anything. and will show anyone not to mess with you because they are your

booty thang/but nugget!!!

May 13 National best friend day is a day to show how much your best friend means to you. Love your best friend while you have them!!!

by J_24 March 17, 2020

National Throw Almost Short People Day

This is the day when you throw everyone that is almost short according to National Throw Short People Day standards. Anyone who is 5'8" and below can be thrown without their permission. This is to be done on October 22nd, the day after National Throw Short People Day.

Bob: "Alright Elly, today is your turn! It's National Throw Almost Short People Day."

Elly"Wait, no!" *gets yeeted*

by LoydLonders November 15, 2022

National 'Throw Medium Sized People Day'

In response to National Throw Short and Tall people Day, October 23rd is the day where people can throw their friends who are between 5'5" and 5'9" without their consent.

"We'll come for you medium sized people for National 'Throw Medium Sized People Day' is on October 23rd!"

by FabianBabaYaga October 12, 2021

National Tickle Your Boyfriend's Balls Day

A great day to show how much you love your boyfriend by tickling his balls! He will love the intimacy and it will bring you both closer. Just go for it!

You: Happy National Tickle Your Boyfriend's Balls Day!!!

Boyfriend: Oh wow I'm so excited!

by Like Rocks October 12, 2021

National Dress like Adam Sandler day

National dress like Adam Sandler day is lays on 11th of May. Dress drippy like Adam Sandler yall<3

-Why do you wear drippy baggy clothes today?
- because it’s national Dress like Adam Sandler Day!

by munaraelainekaiafaia July 20, 2021

National I don't give a shit day

A holiday where there's no work or school, stay home and do whatever the fuck you want to do.

Let's celebrate National I don't give a shit day!

by Yeyeyeydychd May 20, 2021

national pay your tall friend day

National pay your tall friend day is a national holiday where if u are the tallest of ur friend group, everyone has to give u $5 and if they refuse, then you are entitled to slap them. You're welcome. National pay your tall friend day is on July 27th.

Person A: Hey! It's national pay your tall friend day! $5 please!
Person B: No! I'm like 1/4858 of an inch taller then you!

Person C (Actually the tall one): WASSUP ITS PAY UR TALL FRIEND DAY

by Sawyerrrrr May 24, 2023