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Life

Death. I don't know what else to tell you, man (or woman we don't judge). Unless you're immortal or some kind of god, you and everyone and every living thing you know is alive just to die.
"How's life?"
Death.
"Oh. That's deep."
by BoredSquad September 26, 2019
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Flub Life

Living large, both in waist size and stature when around friends or co workers
That cobb lives the straight flub life
by Cracker biz May 6, 2018
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Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......
by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024
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Life span of a dumb brother

Usually 23-24 years due to stunted developement in brain cells

Look out for your dumb brothers, it aint self out there
The life span of a dumb brother is 23yrs
by Rebelsupreme May 5, 2023
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LIFE

RULE#9 <(Rule 35)>
I INVOKE RULE 9!!!
EVOLUTION...
Dance with me please...
...Because The White Horse rides alone...
RUN LIFE IS COMING.
by KyleC.. May 21, 2018
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no life

someone who dedicates absurd amounts of unnecessary time into something that will get them no where in life
johnny spent a whole week practicing how to crank a 90 in his favorite game fortnite. But it's not like he'll ever get famous over that stuff he's just a dumb no life.
by Donn xs April 21, 2021
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Fear of life guards

Lifeguphobia, the fear of teenagers who scream, whistle at you and ruin your fun during the funnest time of the year ( fear of lifeguards )
Sally had lifeguphobia fear of life guards , so we had to go to a public pool
by Gabriella colon January 23, 2023
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