by anonymous May 12, 2024

by Zoologist Lover November 5, 2022

Textology, derived from the texting term: Str82VM, which means 'Straight to voicemail'. It's used when you call someone and their phone doesn't ring, rather it goes straight to voicemail.
Dude1: Hey Rod, I was just down at the store and I thought I saw your girl gettin in some dude's car. Looked like she was creepin'!
Dude2: Bitch, stop playin'! Can't play like that!
Dude1: Call her then and see what's up!
Dude2: Bet! (he calls his girl, but phone goes straight to voicemail). Damn! Phone didn't even ring!
Dude1: Daaaaammmmnnn! That chic 82'd ya ass! She creepin!
Dude2: Shit! I got 82'd!
Dude2: Bitch, stop playin'! Can't play like that!
Dude1: Call her then and see what's up!
Dude2: Bet! (he calls his girl, but phone goes straight to voicemail). Damn! Phone didn't even ring!
Dude1: Daaaaammmmnnn! That chic 82'd ya ass! She creepin!
Dude2: Shit! I got 82'd!
by Liqr1 August 21, 2010

by Anonymous jimmy December 29, 2021

by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

A huge and overwhelming thing that will most definitely turn your insides into chunks of parmigiano reggiano and or not be able to walk for a solid week straight
Dude 1 "Yo bro howd you like The D that I sent you last night?"
Dude 2 "like dude when you said The D bro I thought you meant that sexy beast the duchess not that dude I have more holes than Swiss cheese dude... It was too friggin huge dude."
Dude 2 "like dude when you said The D bro I thought you meant that sexy beast the duchess not that dude I have more holes than Swiss cheese dude... It was too friggin huge dude."
by LABOB_42 April 24, 2022

the Koolest (with a k) person on earth, with a cone head. Beware, it is on the loose. Dangerous if near it. The ugliest thing u will ever see. The fattest thing you will ever see, also.
by fatttt kidd November 5, 2004
