Cats

EVIL LITTLE BEAST WITH NIJA INSTICTS AND WATCH U POOP BUT GO UWU

Cats go:UWU
me: ;-;

Also me: why are you so damn cute

by UwU QUEEEEEN June 28, 2020

cat

pp suck 2

cat is here

by pp suck2 November 10, 2020

Cat

A cute little demon with razor sharp claws

"WATCH OUT! THERES A CAT!"

by January 18, 2022

Cat

Assassins paid by your father (in the Walmart dairy aisle) to murder you in your sleep using various weaponry, usually concealed knives surgically implanted in the hands

That damn cat, keeps on scra-

by Chrîs November 29, 2022

Cat

A fuzzy little asshole that plays piano.

Person: *wakes up to sound of cat*
Cat: *plays piano*

Person: fuck you, rat.

by thatoneslutthott September 25, 2019

Cat

An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.

"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk

by Women (The 'wo' is silent) November 20, 2020

Cat

An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.

"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk

by Women (The 'wo' is silent) November 20, 2020