The birth of a retarded child due to a male drinking to much Mountain Dew causing decreased sperm health.
Urban Legend says that if a male drinks to much Mountain Dew it can cause decreased sperm health and overall amount.
Urban Legend says that if a male drinks to much Mountain Dew it can cause decreased sperm health and overall amount.
Guy1: Hey did you hear about Chris's newborn
Guy2: Yeah I did, it so sad that it’s a Mountain Dew baby.
Guy1: Right, I told him to lay off the Soda.
Guy2: Yeah I did, it so sad that it’s a Mountain Dew baby.
Guy1: Right, I told him to lay off the Soda.
by Richierich7896 October 3, 2017
Get the Mountain Dew Babymug. The worst thing that humanity has ever conceived. Jesus crucified himself after seeing the monstrosity. May death be summoned upon everyone who sees the baby. It is the embodiment of pure evil and deserves to be tortured until the last breath of it is swept away. Satan cowers in fear after it was summoned to earth
John:Jesus!! Are you okay after seeing Satan
Jesus:nay? Oh how I saw something worse
John:what is worse than the master of hell ?
Jesus:the ice age baby
John:(chokes on his own blood dew to the evilness of the words)
Jesus:nay? Oh how I saw something worse
John:what is worse than the master of hell ?
Jesus:the ice age baby
John:(chokes on his own blood dew to the evilness of the words)
by Joe/mama February 22, 2020
Get the Ice age babymug. when the mother, who you are not married to, of one or more of your children starts negatively interferring with your life, especially where other women are concerned; consists frequently of open public displays of anger and loud verbal assaults, hand gestures, head-shaking, etc.; The goal is to cause the father embarrassment either in front of his new lady friend, his close male friends, or his immediate family; it provides the baby mama a brief feeling of control in a situation where she typically has none as a struggling single mom.
"Man I was at the club hangin' with this fine thick sista that I'm seein' now, when that bitch popped up droppin' all kinda baby mama drama about needin' diaper money for my son and shit!"
by dHALL November 3, 2007
Get the baby mama dramamug. Alastair Pearson stop waving your baby juice pistol in my general direction...its most off-putting at the breakfast table.
by Henry Rowburger September 25, 2009
Get the Baby Juice Pistolmug. The use of crack babies in athletically challenging activities. Similar to the Special Olympics. Even If you win, you're still probably retarded.
by Thunderxx10 July 22, 2011
Get the Crack Baby Olympicsmug. The final line delivered by Ash Fuckin' Williams before he slides his tongue down a hottie's throat in the legendary movie "Army of Darkness".
by BOMBOSA June 1, 2018
Get the Hail to the King, Baby.mug. one. a common phrase inserted randomly in conversation to add flavor.
two. a greeting meaning "wusssup?" or "how you doin'?" but in most cases no answer is required.
three. the verbal form of a fist pump.
note: not literally asking about a baby.
two. a greeting meaning "wusssup?" or "how you doin'?" but in most cases no answer is required.
three. the verbal form of a fist pump.
note: not literally asking about a baby.
Example one:
"Hey, what's up?"
"No, I think you meant to say, 'how YO baby?'"
Example two:
George: "How yo baby?"
Cindy: *SLAP*
George: "HEY! It's a form of greeting!"
"Hey, what's up?"
"No, I think you meant to say, 'how YO baby?'"
Example two:
George: "How yo baby?"
Cindy: *SLAP*
George: "HEY! It's a form of greeting!"
by Martha Weasley March 5, 2010
Get the How yo baby?mug.