crisp monkey

1. Crisp Monkey
An incredibly stupid comment. Usually made whilst pissed up. A comment so moronic that anyone else could see it was a really bad idea but hey, you said it and now everyone's laughing at you.

Same entomology as "Darth"

Andrea: That guy you were dancing with is such a Baby-Man.
Audrey - He's my cousin, and I'm Taking him home with me tonight

OMG, Andrea just said a Crisp Monkey.

by Nickel550 June 5, 2005

ARMY Monkey Brain

A term made up by friendless K-Pop fans to insult ARMYs, but they ended up making a fool out of themselves by ever thinking this was funny when, in reality, it is extremely corny.

ARMY #1: A K-Pop fan said I have an "ARMY Monkey Brain" because I rightfully called out some K-Pop groups for chart manipulation and racism.
ARMY #2: Wow, well, that name is cringey. Did they really think that was comedic in any way?
ARMY #1: They did, and that's why I can never take them seriously.

by bts paved the road November 28, 2019

monkey ball bullshit

something thats really messed up or gruesome,or unfair

man i got fired today and my rents due, this is some monkey ball bullshit !

by samielmorningstar December 26, 2010

purple monkey dishwasher

derived from the simpsons, a term that should now be applied to the end of every game of chinese whispers - broken telephone.

Person 1: "The Sky is blue"

Person 17: "The man eats poo, purple monkey dishwasher"

by Duke Alec October 25, 2004

get some monkey

The act of having sex.

Hey what are you doing tonight? we're gonna throw a party. (other) I can't go Melissa is in town and I might get some monkey.

by turdlip June 6, 2011

Puppy Monkey Baby

A kickstart commercial that became a social trend confusing millions worldwide.

Puppy Monkey Baby terrifies, confuses Super Bowl 50 viewers.

by Anderjoseph September 22, 2016

Invisble Monkey Slap

An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.

Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?

by Apakuni May 7, 2004