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football d

football d is when you put a football inside a womens pu$$y and then kick her around with your friends
jake: yo bro i just football d her

micheal: bro let’s play
by stellasucksd November 21, 2021
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D

D should go before C,D looks B but without the line. heres my proposal why the new alphabet should be ABDC
friend:have you heard the new alphabet?
stranger:no,it changed?
friend:yeah!its ABDC now
by madsthegenius January 9, 2021
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Drum and Power (aka D&P/DNP)

A musical genre so niche it doesn't actually exist as of writing. A combination of two genres of completely different tastes and communities: Drum and Bass, and Power Metal. Imagined by MorningDuck in 2024, and conceived in 2025 by MorningDuck with "Final Coronation of the Frost Spirit".

The genre was imagined because of the emotions both genres gave. Drum and Bass is a generally exciting and radical genre, and Power Metal is a badass and emotional genre. MorningDuck thinks of combining the emotions genres give as "Musicalchemy".

Drum and Power hopes to build reinforcement with the synergy of the two genres and to bridge a gap between electronic music and metal, possibly inventing new genres, an example being djiddim (djent and riddim, as both genres mainly focus on rhythm).
(I don't really know how to do this with a genre that doesn't exist)

Example: This song, with its cool sounding artificial drums, and it's awesomeness with the electronic guitars (and possibly vocals), sounds like a Drum and Power (aka D&P/DNP) song.
by morningduck September 15, 2025
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J’n my D

A term for jacking off made famous by comedian Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Mom’s House podcast.
My girlfriend: would you like to have sex?

Me: not right now, but maybe later.

My girlfriend: why?

Me: I just got done J’n my D.
by Doitallnight March 4, 2024
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female d-head

basically a female with a d on her head. you know what I'm saying right?😏🍆
Kid: Hey Mum I saw a girl with a Female D-head on her head
Mum: 😳 Excuse me!? To your room now
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hairyhaggler`d

When something mysteriously disappears (be it a file off a filesystem or even the fluff out of your belly button) it is often referred to as being haggler`d.
Oh what a twat, that file deleted itself, It must have been hairyhaggler`d.
by darkLOCAL July 23, 2008
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D:

The face of complete and utter dismay
by Sordh February 24, 2024
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