National Rape Day

It’s not a joke it’s not fucking funny

National rape day

No more raping girls or making jokes about rape it’s not cool

by Sal Fischer April 23, 2021

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global orgasm day

December 22, 2006 (end of solstice)

A global event that encouraged participants across the globe to have an orgasm during this day while thinking about peace.
It's purpose was intended to release the largest possible surge of human energy to effect change in the energy of Earth, especially in war-torn countries.

don't believe it? google it.

<hey Jill, I need your help on Global Orgasm Day
>uhm Jack...All you need is lube and a pair of hands
<FINE SCREW YOU THEN

by mrwest January 4, 2007

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new years day

first official day of the new year.

usually this day consist of being hungover.

"dude, how's your new years day going so far?"

"man sally and i got ridiculously wasted last night, i'm so hungover right now."

by jalexa December 28, 2008

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It's every day bro

Song for people who want to make suicide. Please don't listen to this song it can make very ill!! The virus name is: Team 10, Jake Pauler and more ! and don't forget the England is my city 🙂

Kids don't forget England is city! and Tessa Brooks smell good It's every day bro Peace ✌🏻

by England is my city August 5, 2017

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Singles Awareness Day

February 14 (valentine's day, of course, for those who are in a relationship) For those without a significant other, the advertisements, cards, flowers and attention given to this particular day make one acutely aware of one's lack of couplehood.

For Singles Awareness Day, I bought myself great chocolate, sexy heels and a new pair of earrings. It helped me avoid the desperate action of finding a man to date just so I wasn't alone on V-Day.

by saint paul girl February 6, 2010

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