John is a beautiful, charming, sexy guy. He is so faithful to the girl he loves. He plays wrestling and trading and has the muscles of a god! He has the cutest smile and hottest voice. John has a 10-inch dick, and girls LOVE IT! Johns usually go good with Sonia’s. John and Sonia love to make out. They have some really hot sex too! Sonia And John were on top of each other making out on the first date! They love each other’s bodies and walk around naked with each other. They touch each other and shower together. John has the hottest muscle and dick. A John naked is literally gold! John is a hot guy who makes out and has sex with Sonia.
by AshtonLullabybee August 24, 2021
Get the Johnmug. Sir’ John’s usually have really big dicks they our also really good in bed but they our really strong and muscular
by yourgaylol November 28, 2023
Get the Sir’ Johnmug. we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023
Get the shut the fucking door john the cops are heremug. by Cleatus fat cockus April 1, 2021
Get the John Semenmug. Best used when you are upset with your partner. You are doing your girl missionary, you pull out and lean back in a full service stance. With a loud grunt of effort overhand spike your load into her face. Then with John energy yell at her "you're a disgrace!" Then storn out of the room mumbling to yourself "40 love".
I was mad at my girlfriend last night. Totally subjected her to a John mackenroe. Made me feel much better.
by DaveKendrick December 24, 2023
Get the john mackenroemug. A sloppy joe on a hotdog bun.
by jakestl July 6, 2018
Get the Sloppy Johnmug. Person 1: hey john
John: it’s jack
Person 1: your just a fake jack.
John: my name is jack
Person 1: bitchboy
John: it’s jack
Person 1: your just a fake jack.
John: my name is jack
Person 1: bitchboy
by GrowlingOso February 15, 2020
Get the Johnmug.