Sequoia Monkey Vagina

(Noun) 1. The earliest known form of a womb of the endangered species of Sequoia Monkey. Also known as the the acronym SMV.
(Noun) 2. A person that has his/her head inserted into his/her or his/her signifigant others anus.
(Verb) 1. The act of becoming sexually arosed by one's own bowel movement (number 2) and then using said bowel movement as the means of lubrication in the process of sexually pleasing one's self. Then sometimes they eat it... hard.

Amanda is a real Sequoia Monkey Vagina cuz she's always got her head up in her own anus, yo!
Snap, Amanda totally just Sequoia Monkey-ed her vagina after that nasty Dos Amigo's shit that stunk up my bathroom.

by Anpherny September 3, 2006

porch monkey hooker

A hooker, ho, or whore who once you get her into the room asks you if she could just watch you do yourself. Usually characterized by her falling asleep during the middle of it. You often feel ripped off after she leaves.

Porch monkey refers to being lazy and the hooker can be of any color.

"How was your birthday present we sent you last night Bill?"
"Terrible you bought me a Porch Monkey Hooker"
"Shit I'm sorry man"

by Haskill August 16, 2008

chocolate fudge monkey

Instead of swear words like fuck, shit, ect, ect, chocolate fudge monkey can be used.

Could also be used as a bad insult.

*stabs toe* Chocolate fudge monkey!!

by julz R. February 7, 2007

mini monkey cock

extremely small hairy nodule protruding from from the male pubic region that is barely visible to the naked he/she-monkey.

dude you totally have two innies, your belly button and your mini monkey cock. -9th grader in boys shower

by mini monkey lover January 18, 2004

decrepid monkey fist

The act of fapping to often which ultimately leads your hand into a deformed monkey fist shape

yo.. i was home alone all weekend... ANNNNND, now im left with this decrepid monkey fist

by intheface December 8, 2009

Mexican speed monkey

When a person does a line of any snorted drug off of a monkey's ass then licks the anis of the monkey

Dude I did a Mexican speed monkey last night

by MetalMan95100 March 17, 2010

Monkey King

The Lord and Master of all the ditto monkeys, Rush Limbaugh.

My Dad is such a ditto monkey, he doesn't have an opinion on anything until he's heard it from the Monkey King.

by Drakkus October 19, 2011