Mobile game devs

People who definitely know how to make money out of FUCKING RETARDS.
Mobile games that are made nowadays suck, we all know that, and thats the reason why so devs make them to make easy cash of kids, kids, THE FUCKING KIDS!!!
Devs make these games look completely different than its on ad, the ads are just full of pornography, or robots playing them wrong, or there are unpaid and very bad actors, who are like : "I thought I would get through level 3 easily, but I was wrong" and shit.
Normal people who have brain could have pour bleach in their eyes, to wash the cancer off, but the kids are fucking stupid and download it cause its suppossed to have sex in it and the kids are low-life horny weebs
Its just easy cash for the devs, and it hurts to watch what have happened to mobile games,
Now lets remember the actually good mobile games that we used to play: Subways Surfers, Clumsy Ninja, Talking Tom games, Pou, Shadows Fight 2, Crossy Road, Geometry Dash, Candy Crush, Pokémon GO, Angry Birds games, Plant vs Zombies, Hill Climb Racing, Granny, Rider.
I miss those games and good devs
Game dev 1: We are rivals, and we always will.
Game dev 2: I know we are, but I know what to do?
Game dev 1: What's your big idea?
Game dev 2: Dude, we are Mobile game devs, lets make together so shitty ass game and make biilions of horny kids.
Game dev 1: You son of a bitch, I'M IN!
by Stormeier1565 December 28, 2022
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A phrase used when something doesn’t go as planned. This phrase is often followed by a shrug while saying.
Employee: "I’ve put all my hard work into this company and they still haven’t gave me no raise yet. Got these other workers sitting on they behinds getting raises for not doing a damn thing while I’m carrying all the weight. I’m so sick of this sh*t!"
Me: "Hey, that’s just how the game go"
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Game of Fugitives

A game of fugitives is composed of the cops and the fugitives (obviously) . The cops are on a vehicle and fugitives on foot, there is usualy a safe spot for fugitives where they can rest. The cops have to chase the fugitives and take them to jail, fugitives can escape if another fugitive has a key which unlocks the prison, violence can be used
A: Let's play a game of fugitives.
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Lol game

This is a shortened word for “league of legends” game.
League of legend is a moba game where you can battle with other people in a team of 5.
Ex:
A: What game should we play
B: Let’s play lol game!
by A random 14 yr old boy July 07, 2022
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backup game

Slang term for pirated games; Used in situations to avoid potential conflicts with authority
Yo I got a lotta backup games on my PS3 anything you can think of
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Gaming Karen

A gaming Karen (singular), Gaming Karens (Plural), GK (acronym): Used to describe entitled video gamers. Those people, if they are in a group game, they die if they don't jump to chat and tell other players how bad they are and blame them for the team's loss.
Jhon: I was playing Overwatch 2 and this GK was calling me names in chat and blaming me for loosing the game.
Me: Man! Overwatch is famous for having all those entitle gaming karens of all time.
by Lifeweaver September 20, 2023
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Google Play Games

An aplication that might be installed in a device or is already there by Google company. This app offers recommended games to try (50% are boring as hell) and games with their own achievements.

The shitty part about it is that is full of uninterested, tasteless usernames that cheat through the Learderboard while like some fucking cowards: they play things like Hay Day , Candy Crush, or any video game +100 achievements and have a ninja profile.

{Or probably XP cheating}
-Dude I got 2.758.573.052,54 score on Google Play Games Learderboard while having the name "BonelessGamer39".
- KYS.
by December 29, 2021
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