butt blumpkin

the act of doin' some chic in the ass while on the john

You haven't experienced life until you've received a butt blumpkin.

by Woodrow Bacon September 19, 2012

butt cankles

Tbe area under a fat chicks butt that looks like another butt.

the Kardashian sisters have butt cankles.

by 3388djc June 25, 2012

Butt Popcorn

Severe hemorroidal swelling around the perimeter of anus. The multitude of bumps resembles the texture of popped popcorn.

"What do you see back there Dr., is it bad?"

"Good lord Mr. Smith, you have so many hemorroids back here I feel like I just stuck my hand into a bag of butt popcorn."

by Jimboslice1976 October 19, 2013

cotton butt

When you leave the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your butt.

Hey look at that guy, he's got cotton butt! He must have made a huge shit!

by George Porge 69 October 22, 2013

butt gust

when the gluteus maximus expands in such a manner where your pants become undone, or the associated breakage of the lower garment fastening device due to ass expansion.

had to buy new pants today when i butt gusted the button into two pieces.

by gabmab October 21, 2013

butt nugget

Simply means Garrett.

"You're such a butt nugget, Garrett."

by Elliboo November 30, 2011

Beard Butt

To push your beard into another persons asshole with your finger while you orally pleasure them

Yo Lenny is totally beard butting that guy!

by EEEEEMONEY July 16, 2011