Third Quarter Syndrome

1.) A time shortly after winter break (especially in the middle of third quarter) in which teachers realize they have done nothing productive the past semester and begin to cram to make up for lost time in the curriculum. This is a period of high stress and fatigue as now the victimized students have been slammed with double workload and have more homework and studying to do than ever.
2.) The effects of being under constant pressure and stress from heavy schoolwork. This may be anything from falling asleep in the middle of the hallway because you haven't slept in 36 hours to losing 6 pounds because of not eating, both because you haven't had time to do either.
(Note: the term is merely named for when it is most likely to occur, but can pertain to any period of being overworked and overstressed.)

Example 1
Elle: Uggghhh! I've got third quarter syndrome, and I've got it bad.
Ari: Me too. What are your symptoms?
Elle: Well, I can't use any rare pocket of free time I have on anything but sleep.
Ari: What do you mean?
Elle:....I fell asleep in the middle of Kohl's yesterday.

Example 2
Fenton: Hey bro, you want to hang out this weekend?
Robbie: Dude. You know I have AP classes and it's past winter break. I don't have time, I've got two chapter reviews, two book reports, an essay, and a five minute speech. Worst third quarter syndrome ever!
Fenton: Alright, alright, chill out!
Robbie: *Combusts*

Example 3:
Amanda: Are you taking Ms. Hanson's class this year?
Jamie: Yeah, it's a lot of work. I'm starting to work up a case of third quarter syndrome
Amanda: Seriously! We're in the middle of the first semester, but I feel like we're having third quarter daily!

by Quintella September 30, 2011

Ethan O’Brien Syndrome

To be a fucking fatass idiot who loves to suck men off

Hey kid, u have Ethan O’Brien Syndrome

by XxxFatacionXxx May 16, 2019

Repeating Status Syndrome

A severe illness which involves a person's myspace or facebook status to be sent repeatedly, resulting in a lengthy vertical line of the same status. This syndrome can be deadly...if you experience any of the symptoms associated with it, please see a specialist at www.myspace.com or www.facebook.com

Setting a status as:

"I'm baking a cake!"

A healthy Myspace or Facebook account would appear like this:

"I'm baking a cake!"

However, with the symptoms of Repeating Status Syndrome, it would appear like so:

"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"


etc...

by tilly has rss, February 1, 2009

sad whore syndrome

state in which you don’t give a fuck about anything and you are sad but you can’t cry because you can’t feel anymore. state which you can’t talk about with your parents because they will COME at you. state in which you are sad but you can’t feel anything and you can’t understand yourself and you hate everybody. you don’t want anyone to know what you are feeling. often said as SWS

You: “HEY”

Me: “hello. don’t talk to me i have sad whore syndrome leave me alone, bye

by SwS123tiktok January 15, 2020

concussive narwhal syndrome

*concussive narwhal syndrome (n.) - { sydromius concussive narwhalius } the result of getting into boxing match with a narwhal and getting hit, resulting in a severe concussion. followed by narwhal syndrome which can cause the victim to rapidly turn into a narwhal and/or the following:

bruises, sores, headaches, blisters, temporary blindness, diabetes, hearing loss, concussions, acne, congestion, deepening of the voice, impairment, lung cancer, OCD, alektorophobia, Mexico, racism, fever, rapid change in skin color, stupid, brain aneurysms, ADHD, insomnia, binge eating, bipolar depression, color blindness, pregnancy, Jake from state farm, dementia, hallucinations, household object eating disorder, heart failure, t-rex disease, lactose intolerance, obesity, swelling, standing on walls, high cholesterol, claustrophobia, compulsive cannabilism, Canada, phobophobia, chronic liver failure, dyslexia, back pain, asthma, COPD, pollen allergies, corpse husband, PTSD, black plague, hysteria, carbon monoxide poisoning, genesis, rapid change in race, hanahaki disease, chronic shrinking, autism, bioterorism, couch potato syndrome, dad went to get milk disorder, death, armageddon, disbelief in narwhals, etc.

* this is not real

UPDATE on concussive narwhal syndrome study: it causes everything, you can't hide. you have it. your mom has it. your dog has it. the weed in your front yard has it.

narwhals rule over us

gabby: " yea, my dad doesn't believe in narwhals"
riley: "oh- he must have concussive narwhal syndrome"

by gawrmochiii September 13, 2022

Black Panther Syndrome

When something (normally a film or game) is good but the hype makes your expectation way higher. So when you actually play or watch it, the fact the media has given you a different perception you cannot say it is good you can only say terrible.

"That new Anthem game has Black Panther syndrome." or "Did you see the film the Dark Tower? talk about overhyped and suffering from Black Panther Syndrome."

by Hobbitses12 February 5, 2019

Scotty Turner Syndrome

Named After the useless cunt Scott Turner, Scotty Turner Syndrome is when the affected is a useless fat nigg that rapes people around him and eats the same evry day and tells extremely un-funny jokes and the person with Scotty Turner Syndrome their peers always let him know he is a piece of shit.

Person With Scotty Turner Syndrome: That fly is bigger than your brain

Peer: Scott You Fat useless fuck Kill your self

by Willywillyboy126969 December 13, 2021