Alexander John Major

Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.

Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.

by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023

John

John can replace a person, place or thing

“Hey pass me that John” “what John are you talking about?” “I’m talking about the John on the table”

by John hein February 10, 2021

Dirty John Bales

The act of fucking a prostitute so hard that she dies(can only take place in 1898)

That boy dirty John bales fucked a prostitute so hard she died

by Bruhlmao69420 March 19, 2023

Elton John's Foosty Farter

A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).

Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.

Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?

That's Elton John's Foosty Farter

Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!

by elvi888 August 10, 2024

John O’Donnell

a guy that likes to play xbox and smoke weed. knows a lot about pokemon and other games. also has a cute face.

hey look is that John O’Donnell i heard he’s really cool

by your mom.com1234 November 15, 2020

John

A John is the coolest guy in the world that no other people can even think of wanting to be.

Ryleigh: "Damn John is so much cooler than me"
Everyone: "We know"

by Jordan-Sparks January 13, 2019

john luther

fucks other dude's girls

source: johnluther0 on twitter

guy 1: did u bang her, bro?

guy2: yup i totally pulled a john luther!

by rayanpal_ November 30, 2020