Second-hand Cigarette

A home-made joint containing marijuana.
by jj17PP April 02, 2011
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100% Hand Sanitizer

Waiting to be found at Area 51, the government has restricted much needed progress for Human development and advancement.
100% Hand Sanitizer is used on aliens to sterilize them so they can't make babies
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Alabamian Sleight of Hand

When you nut in your sister's mouth without her knowledge.
Person 1: Man I was so hard that I had an accidental Alabamian Sleight of hand with my sister!
by The VERY big D January 27, 2022
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grandpa hands

Poor ability to use your hands in a precise and coordinated way.
Lincoln pressed the jump button when he meant to press dodge, costing his team the win.
He's been doin it all game.
Freddy has a case of the grandpa hands.

James kept dropping the wrench, even tho he didn't have to hold it weird, and the job was really straightforward.
James has grandpa hands.
by jaebbles May 02, 2023
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HAND-JOB

April 21 is national blow-job or hand-job day
Give your boyfriend a hand-job or a blow-job as long as he want you to.
by Lilylopezzzz April 19, 2021
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hand job

when a girl has or hasn't already gaven the man a blow job(blowing of the dick) she put her hand on his dick and god up and down. as he replays with a small moaning.
Chelsea gave isaiah a hand job last night !!
by allnighter23 February 28, 2016
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Hand Job

Getting down on your knees, putting your hands together, and praying to God
Mom: “have you given Jesus a hand job today”
Daughter: “What the fuck
by SuperSonnek December 11, 2020
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