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Friendly fart

A particular instance of flatulence that is welcoming and produces no negative side effects in children and small animals upon exposure.
When my traditional family entered THE RADIO SHACK, the cashier emitted a raucous, yet friendly fart. We all giggled in a christian-like manner, which then led to a wonderful discussion on how the flatulence reminded us all of watching the Hallmark Channel with our Grandmothers.
by JP_for_real_this_time October 27, 2021
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head fart

Acting on an idea haphazardly and turns out to have awful consequences, to then relegate the idea as a head fart. It is a matter of leadership that head farts are not perused. Acting without care and throwing caution to the wind is "reckless." It describes behavior that is careless or heedless of consequences, often requiring unnecessary risks, disregarding potential dangers and taking on unacceptable losses. When people venture into these bad decisions that they realize afterward they should not have, they label the idea a head fart or brand someone else's idea as a head fart.
They have leadership by the tyrants for the tyrants, while we have leadership by head farts.

The head fart which is invading Ukraine, maybe so-and-so had a head fart.
by WhateverJack March 7, 2023
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Sneeze fart

Hahaha that person sneeze farted in front of there crush
by Koibe April 19, 2019
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FART

HAHAHAHHAH FUNNY FART
JOE: DID YOU FART?
DAVE: YES I DID FART!
by DFGHYUJI76READFGTYUI March 24, 2024
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Hack fart

Predictable viewpoint espoused dogmatically by uninformed trolls seeking attention.
"Why would I care about that guy's hack farts?"
by mattthecoxcomb March 6, 2020
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Fart

How far is when your butt hole comes out with gas
by anonymous December 13, 2023
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Fart Punk

A genre of music made famous by the band Hot Pepsi.
Hot Pepsi is the hottest, loudest, sexxxiest fart punk band of all time.
by Rev. Dutch E. Poo, Esq. November 14, 2021
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