When you are kidnapped by Scott Cawthon and locked in your room, he forces you to eat a sandwich slid through a glory hole. You bite down and pull, removing the horny mans guy lid.
by TheGuyLid December 29, 2020
Get the Guy Lidmug. 2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
by stankorb March 16, 2021
Get the guys stop fighting you're BOTH adoptedmug. by MEZZTASTIC.JR May 31, 2023
Get the My Guymug. A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.
Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P
by QuacksO January 21, 2025
Get the straightforward guymug. by H.A.M.I January 7, 2023
Get the hi guysmug. by fat cunt man 69420 April 10, 2021
Get the Shy the guymug. Guy 1: Dude did you see that vidoe of Jacob becoming sexy and cool on tik tok?
Guy 2: Yeah! he's so cool now, what happened he was such a good guy before!
Guy 2: Yeah! he's so cool now, what happened he was such a good guy before!
by 7ven11ven October 10, 2018
Get the Good guymug.