Poop

The highest part of a pirate ship. Occasionally used for pooping on water.

Captain: Hey you, go to the poop please
Mememaster3383: Ok, captain. I am going to poop here.
Captain: Wait NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

by DefinitionMaster2026 July 13, 2025

Poop

Is the word that every 7 year old will laugh at. Also used as an insult my children.

Max : Ryan is a poop.
Ryan : But I am Ryan.
Max : Shut up Ryan.

by HazyCrazyDaisy December 25, 2020

poop ghost

A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.

1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.

by uxD524 November 26, 2019

poop in a jar

When you poop in a jar and shake it around and drink it like a smoothie

My girl made me a poop in a jar last night that shut slapped

by Officer dub hub March 15, 2021

poops and laughter

Another way of "shits and giggles", just in case you decide to say it around your grandma and she doesn't approve of curse words.

Charlie: Hey Sarah, I believe your theory is right, but I'm just going to Google it anyways just for poops and laughter.

by denchr6 May 24, 2024

Poop

Shit.

I took a poop

by Taki_Crumb May 7, 2020

Mummy Poop

When your poop lies sideways in the toilet and upon flushing becomes lodged with toilet paper draped over it.

Why the he'll did you leave mummy poop in the toilet? Gross!

by Honeydog November 4, 2014