Jack

A God

Jack is the most powerful among the multiverse.

by AlterShannanigans July 16, 2021

Jack Sparrow

Literally everyone's best friend and the best best best best best pirate in existence, savvy?

Why does everyone keep taking this man's rum away; why does nobody call him captain?
Keywords- Amazing, hot, beautiful, brave, skilled, drunk, LITERALLY THE BEST GUY EVER

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
Why is the rum always gone?
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!

by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl September 1, 2022

Jack

He likes to do your mother and his pp is a whole foot long

Jack is doing your dad.

by Quandale Pringle July 25, 2022

Jack

The best boyfriend I could ask for. He makes me smile without even being near me. He thinks of others before himself. He loves Spider-Man (and hopefully his girlfriend Cam). He is sweet and caring. He's 5 foot 8 inches and is so handsome. I love him more than anyone in the world.

Jack is fucking awesome.
Jack kicks ass in kingdom hearts.

by h3arts4cam August 17, 2024

Party Jack

When someone prepares a party well in advance with a group of friends and another 'friend' suddenly creates another party the day before the original party with the same group of friends thereby 'Party Jacking' the original party.

Jill sets a Christmas party on Dec 20th a month in advance for her group of friends, sends invites, hires a DJ, etc and then a week before, Emily decides to throw a Christmas party on Dec 19th with the same group of friends thereby 'Party Jacking' Jill's party. Jill knows many of her friends will not show up to her party because they will be tired, hung over, not be able to get a baby sitter 2 nights in a row, etc, etc and is forced to cancel her party. Or if she does hold the party, it ends up being lame because few people show up due to already being partied out he night before.

by Incaico December 5, 2013

Jack douchery

Jack douchery is the artful combination of being both a complete jackass and behaving like an unbelievable douche.

Just when you thought that Mr. Smyth couldn’t out do himself and be more of a dick, he took his jack douchery to a whole new level.

by Barry Madonginer February 28, 2024

Jack

Can be the boy of your dreams or can be someone really rude to you but he is still a cute guy and all of the girl love him weather He is rude or sweet

Jack is so cute or jack is so rude but he is so cute

by 🌹 rose101 October 18, 2018