cum shots

The term commonly associated with straight males in porn is also used/referenced as a collection of sexual images one imagines when masturbating. The images may vary in description and action but are almost always sexually charged.

Me: "I masturbate to cum shots of you more than I do to porn"
You: "Thanks"

by brioriteedid May 21, 2019

cum dredge

A human being or animal that loves a load of cum in any hole or anywhere on their body at any time or any place .

I blasted chunks in that cum dredge, that’s the 4th time today .

by Warrance May 23, 2019

Cum lumps

When a salad is tossed so hard that your cum glands over react cause cum lumps in your ankles.

Sara tossed my salad so hard it gave me Cum Lumps.

by Cum lumper May 27, 2019

Cum Nugget

When you are banging your girl and you are also microwaving a chicken nugget. When you're about to nut and splurge your load all over her face, you instead make a hole inside that chicken nugget and nut inside of it. Then you feed it to her as your anniversary present and specifically say, "McD's bitch".

Man 1: Bro my girl wanted to get freaky last night, but I don't know what to do!
Man 2: Bruh give her a cum nugget. She might be hungry.

Man 1: Idunno man, I have like 50c and that McD's dollar menu is kind of expensive atm.

by Depelated May 28, 2019

Cum Dumpster Diving

When you creampie a girl who is wearing a female condom, then take out the condom and suck out the cum.

Yeah man, me and Karen finally bit the bullet and went Cum Dumpster Diving last night.

by Phallic Acquaintance May 31, 2019

Cum guzzler

One who devour cum then proceeds to gargle it (usually a chink or orphan)

That cum guzzler just bought some nitro type money!

by The orphan June 1, 2019

The cum bolt

The first thunderous strike of semen that shoots out like lightning.

She caught the cum bolt right in the back of her mouth.

by Barkalodean August 7, 2019