cock flasps

Flasps, for a cock. Not to be confused with cock flaps which are an entirely different kettle of fish altogether.

Do you know where I can get a good set of cock flasps?

by Vauxhall Burgundy September 13, 2008

cock soda

urine contained in a plastic bottle, such as a soda or water bottle, left sitting around your dorm room. also a term for piss in general.

dude, man, whats with all the cock soda sitting around here? go piss outside man!

by simplegr33n420 March 11, 2009

cock walking

When a man is in a deep sleep, yet his "cock" is hard and essentially doing it's own thing....much like when a person physically sleep walks.

My guy was in a deep sleep and snoring yet his cock was awake. It was hard and even rearranging the bed sheets. This is known as cock walking.

by Anastasia Eletherios November 20, 2013

Cock Blocker

A jerk Someone who interupts an act or conversation such as
Ie: grinding or Flirtatous conversation
Roots of orgin: my friends locker , english decent ( the american kind)

example:stop bieng a cock blocker!

by Kip0130 March 18, 2007

cock of the wock

A supreme asshole. Someone who acts like they're the boss of everything. A very cocky person.

Dad: You're over there acting like the cock of the wock!
Son: pffft.. Okay, Dad.

by Corpsewall August 10, 2009

cock block

The fat, ugly bitch a hot slut brings to the bar with her to prevent some drunken bastard like yorself from gettig lucky!

"Check out the redhead. She is F-I-N-E fine!"

"Yeah, well, check out the 300-pound cock block sitting next to her..."

by Pissed Off Paul October 7, 2003

cock smoker

a gay or someone who is addicted to the cock

"its so obvious that jeremy and chris are cock smokers"

by My Bit is the Shit(only women need pay attention to this name) January 14, 2003