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one-wipe wonder

the rare occasion when you take a shit and only have to wipe once
Friend: well you weren't in there for long
Me: it was a one-wipe wonder
by Rammit Inmah Asshol May 18, 2017
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right ear wonder

n. A gay boy who wears flamboyant pants and an earring on his right ear to attract same sex partners.

v. To have homosexual intercourse.
Did you see his pants? He's totally a right ear wonder.
His earring made think about right ear wondering him.
by jsdick100 October 24, 2022
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One Hit Wonder

Person A: Hey do you remember Trapt?
Person B: Oh yeah the one hit wonder? They have like one good song called HeadStrong.
by JebbusChrist August 7, 2020
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One Inch Wonder

What you have and I don't have.
"Damn, don't you feel bad for terry, he has a one inch wonder!" said Jerry.
by t5fsydfhhabC March 21, 2022
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Wondering-blingery-doo

–noun

AKA a cellular telephone.

A mobile telephone system using low-powered radio transmitters, with each transmitter covering a distinct geographical area (cell), and computer equipment to switch a call from one area to another.
The cellular system uses multiple base stations to cover a geographic area. As the mobile phone user travels from cell to cell, the call is automatically "handed off" to the next station.

Phone: An instrument that converts voice and other sound signals into a form that can be transmitted to other locations and that receives and reconverts waves into sound signals.
Ive only go one bar on my wondering-blingery-doo so if I cut out Ill get you back later."
by truthDrop July 18, 2009
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Wonder Pets

The plot fucking sucks. I want some quality entertainment. Why the fuck does celery even exist, it tastes like grandma threw a couple of pieces of grass into a pot of boiling water and froze it and was like "YO WANT SOME DINNER? TAKE THIS SHIT!"
"Why must you exist, Wonder Pets."
by motherfuckinmeowmix October 24, 2015
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one hit wonder

A one-night stand.

You "hit that" once and then wonder whatever happened to him/or her. Or not.
Hey what happened to that chick from Friday night? Nah, she was just a one hit wonder.
by Shortey August 1, 2007
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