reddit wizard

Someone who uses Reddit and believes to be a Reddit know-it-all.

Roland was surprised to find the subreddit “fightporn” as he was a self proclaimed Reddit Wizard

by I o KAKU o I June 11, 2019

ima wizard

The thing I am and your not

MagicMagic Ima wizard

by LizardSippy January 1, 2017

Wizard Mop

The act of "concentrating, exploring your past, finding a memory allowing it to fill you up, losing yourself, then speaking the incantation" "Expecto patronum" Whilst simultaneuosly ejaculating on a mud blood and mopping the patronus all over their face.

Harry: "Ron you ginger fuck, you get in last night?"

Ron: "Dude Tots whipped out the ol Basilisk no 'alohamora' needed, chamber of secrets opened gave her the vintage wizard mop"

Harry:"Magical stuff, told you man Hogwarts girls go crazy for the dark magic"

Ron: "That is also true, Could've sworn it was moaning Myrtle for a second bro, bitch was speaking in Parseltongue, Thanks for the advice...Your a wizard Harry"

by YourSickUncleNeddy January 16, 2013

shame wizard

That little voice in your head that comes out of the darkness to give you shame

Person One: The Shame Wizard is from the show Big Mouth but, i also feel he’s real sometimes

Person Two: Yeah it might feel like that, everyone has shame sometimes. It’s okay to feel shame!

by anonymous December 29, 2022

Wizard of Lies

The 2017 HBO movie staring Robert DeNiro as The Madoff Artist Bernie.

The Wizard of Lies stole $65 billion in the world's biggest Ponzi Scheme.

We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Lies.

- Lois Griffin: Goodnight Kevin Bacon's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff.

= Me: Goodbye Tamaki Suou's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff. (Goodbye Vic Mignogna's life savings that he invested with Robert DeNiro. (Goodbye Leonardo DiCaprio's life savings that he invested with R. Bruce Elliot))

by Viscount Druitt May 28, 2022

Wizards Sleeving

To be caught knuckles deep fingering your own arse while in the bath tub.

Daniel was caught 'wizards sleeving' by his Wife earlier today, don't shake his hand.

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022

Proper Wizard

A male who reached the age of 40 and is still a virgin.

I knew that man when he was 30 and he was a wizard. He still has not lost his virginity at the age of 40 so he is now a proper wizard.

by The Ghost66 January 23, 2021