knob-jangling

The act of grabbing your testicles in public and shaking them around like Christmas bells.

Dave was fucking knob-jangling in Tesco again !

by Donald tree stump February 17, 2017

knob throttling

Or "Knob Throttler"
A term to describe a male who delights in masturbating other men.

"Mate, you like Justin Bieber? You're such a Knob Throttler"

"Were you Knob Throttling at the Gay bar last night?"

by Darkside Damien December 1, 2013

Cheesy knob

Where you have been having sex with someone and you don’t wash your knob for a long while then cheese starts to come out the bellend of it and grow around the bellend then it gives off a cheeeeees smell as if your eating a toasty

Cheesy knob Kevin I could almost make a cheese toasty aff that knob a urs get it washed ya smelly belly

by VXCASXV January 25, 2021

Knobbing out

Employing one's knob outside the confines of marital bliss.

Amelia: Things have not been the same between Charles & I over the last few weeks. He seems so... distant.
Isabella: What do you mean? Last time I saw you both, you seemed so happy together.
Amelia (staring into her tea): He isn't as... "attentive" as he used to be. I'm afraid he might be knobbing out.

by Carstairs November 10, 2013

Fuzzy Knob

Taking your dick and dipping it in splooge, then bone a pillow until the pillow fluff gets stuck on your dick and your dick should look like a Fuzzy Knob!

Man1: Dude, you were so drunk last night!

Man2: What did I do that was that bad?

Man1: You walked up and poked a cop with your Fuzzy Knob!!!!

by Virginity-Napper September 19, 2013

Ree-Knob

A Ree-Knob is when a guy going through puberty gets a hard on and it inconveniences him.

"I had to reeeeeee on outta class cuz I had a total ree-knob when the teacher called me up."

by Gurgster June 10, 2019

boat knob

Similar to a turtle head, a boat knob is a small piece of poo, that has emerged from the anus, while the rest of said poo is still submerged inside the rectum.

Bogan 1: Oi where's the dunny cunt I got a boat knob hangin out.
Bogan 2: Down the hall and to the right you filthy cunt.

by Crumbed Cutlets March 31, 2016