Wisconsin whirlwind

When one fills their mouth with cheese before orally pleasuring their preferred sexual partner

Did you hear I gave Sarah the old Wisconsin whirlwind yesterday? She won't look me in the eye anymore

by KingAten October 8, 2021

Wisconsin hot tub

Ejaculating in a girl's belly button and leaving it there overnight.

innie = Wisconsin hot tub
outie = Caymen islands

"Dude, i totally gave this chick a Wisconsin hot tub last night!"

"be careful man.. my girlfriend got an infection from that once, but her outie poked through the surface and made it the caymen islands"

by OfficerSensei April 8, 2018

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wisconsin hotpocket

the act of adding cheese during anal sex as a lubricant and then eating the cheese afterwards.

I loved the wisconsin hotpocket I had last night.

by Cold Soda January 17, 2021

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Wisconsin self defense

Needless escalation of a tense situation followed by victim-playing on the part of the person who escalated the situation when their escalation turns against them.

I treated my cat's injury after he Wisconsin self defense'd a squirrel. He never learns

by Racoon Skittles November 22, 2021

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Wisconsin Windshield

A sexual move when someone lets out a loud chainsaw fart and fills their partners mouth with a colon load of that backdoor black anaconda butt chili.

I ate a big bitches ass named Sharon rockin’ an eyebrow ring, Green Bay Packers jersey, and mixed baby footprint thigh tattoo that I picked up drunk behind the black anaconda water slide at Noah’s Ark water park in the Wisconsin Dells. And that bitch let out a loud chainsaw fart and filled my mouth up with a colon load of that backdoor black anaconda butt chili. That bitch gave me the Wisconsin Windshield and it was one of the most romantic experiences of my entire life.

by Apprenrice October 6, 2023

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