wig disintegrated

Expression used when you are so surprised that you want to snatch your wig and destroy it.

Drag queen: *suddenly dips*

Someone watching: “wig disintegrated!”

by Barbz4Ever September 1, 2021

Wig City

Derivative of "wiggity-wack."

Something terrible.

yeah man, wig city

by Everybody Laughs August 14, 2011

cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.

State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.

by smartist June 10, 2008

Chaim Wigs

Chaim Wigs better known as gene Simmons is a sad bald man with lots of money who hates Ace Frehley and Peter Criss but can't get enough no he can't get enough of Tommy gayer and Eric minger. His original alias was Chaim Wigs but he changed his name to gene Simmons but because he's bald his real name is Chaim wigs

KISS is a great band but it's ruined by Chaim Wigs and Bald Stanley refusing to let the spaceman and the catman back in the band

by VeryBigMuscleMan October 7, 2021

Wig

Short for 'wig out' meaning 'freak out'

1: bro check this OUT, you won't believe it, it will make you WIG
2: pssh nah, lemme see. Show me
1: *shows 2 the thing*
2: 🤯

by SmiLeyP October 1, 2022

merken wig

An artificial hairpiece for the genitals

OMG! She has to wear a merken wig due to alopecia (baldness) of her crotch!

by darlamay2016 April 17, 2017

Bixum wig

A bixum wig is a slang term for stupid, dumb, undesirable etc. it is used as a rude remark.

Bixum wig is also an offensive hand gesture, make the heavy metal sign with you hand, but have your thumb connect with your pinky finger. It will look like your pointing basically. This has similar meaning to flipping the middle finger, it just means you don't like the person, or they are stupid.

My home room teacher is a stupid, dumb, lazy bixum wig.

My mom is acting like a bixum wig.

by Eternalflame666 May 4, 2014