wig lip

A Strip of hair (Resembling a Uni-brow) stretching from the base of a woman's vagina, over the vagina on to the Females stomach (such as the happy trail on a man) down to the other side encompassing the vagina almost like a fuman chu.
by BillRay Homosexual March 19, 2015
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three cornered wig

A term used to describe a womans unshaven vaginal area...
a three cornerd wig is usually found on the more meatier type of woman, and generally packed solid with thick dark curly hair....a.k.a big hairy twat hole.
fokin hell mate, i had her on her back legs wide open and it looked like her gash was wearing a three cornered wig.
by badboy2011 July 03, 2011
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Wig Splitter

The demising of a commercial property
Hey sorry Patrick, we have one tenant for this building, not a wig splitter.
by Shnaka May 08, 2022
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Wigs Wiggins

Standard Cunts come in all shapes and sizes. Every one is a little bit different but they’re still just cunt

Then there are Right Cunts, bigger cunts than a standard cunt but still have moments of human kindness.

Next up is a Proper Cunt, generally they are cunts all day every day

The biggest cunt of all however is a Mega Cunt. Mega Cunts just cunt about all day long being cunts, recruiting cunts, and cunting off cunts.

Then there is the Wigs Wiggins. So much of a cunt that he is too cuntish to even use the word cunt in his name.

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When the meteor struck decimating all
Living things and wiping out the dinosaurs. It was noted in Professor Popes journal the the meteor was often referred to as simply ‘Wigs’
Drove my mate from Southampton to Aberdeen last week to pick up a car and he didn’t even offer petrol money, mugged me off with the lunch bill and fucked my Mrs when he got home before me, what a fucking Wigs Wiggins he is.
by Jay Smashdot May 23, 2021
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my wig is missing

when your fav artist does something u can't take, for example writes a beautiful song or breathes
Harry Styles: releases new album
Stan twitter: WIG!!!!!!!! MY WIG IS MISSING
by harrystylesrulez February 22, 2018
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merken wig

OMG! She has to wear a merken wig due to alopecia (baldness) of her crotch!
by darlamay2016 April 17, 2017
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wig did

To get your hair done. Hair cut
She went to the salon to get her wig did.
by Mrwells79 December 25, 2017
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