wig blast

When you are driving in a convertible car, the wind catches your wing and blasts it off.

Dude, put the roof down, i've just had a wig blast

by DanSatch March 20, 2017

Wig Nog

A drink crusty white drink made from old drained top ramen, milk and sour cream, heated to luke warm.

"You know, a whitey came up with this definition of wig nog, a most appropriate contribution."

"Better have some of that wig nog if your acting crusty."

by theradvocate March 6, 2025

Dirty wig shopper

Someone who is or likes transsexuals secretly and it is implied has a small penis who never agrees to show it

„Rowan is a dirty wig shopper, he won’t show me his dick and I’m pretty sure he likes trannies“

by WigShopper June 30, 2024

Wig Fetish

A Wig fetish is having an obsession over wigs and having the desire to snatch them from someone's head.

-Example-

Michael: János look at her wig I would love to snatch it and run away
János: nah you wylin, you definitely have a wig fetish

by Lilnika123 July 2, 2024

wig throw

the action of tossing your non-existent wig at a person who you look up to.

wig throw! she looks sooo good in that outfit.

wig threw! I can't even handle how cool you are.

by antisocialsailor October 12, 2018

Dropped a wig on my lap

when you are getting head and it doesn't matter who is underneath the hair

i had a great night, dropped a wig on my lap and came all over <their> face

by AnitaDan November 3, 2018

No Wig Winter

A female alternate version of No Nut November. Females have the challenge to go the entire season in Winter without wearing a wig.

Girl, my hair is looking rough because of no wig winter.

by 90210jimmy November 1, 2022