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Wigs Wiggins

Standard Cunts come in all shapes and sizes. Every one is a little bit different but they’re still just cunt

Then there are Right Cunts, bigger cunts than a standard cunt but still have moments of human kindness.

Next up is a Proper Cunt, generally they are cunts all day every day

The biggest cunt of all however is a Mega Cunt. Mega Cunts just cunt about all day long being cunts, recruiting cunts, and cunting off cunts.

Then there is the Wigs Wiggins. So much of a cunt that he is too cuntish to even use the word cunt in his name.

Earliest Known Use:

When the meteor struck decimating all
Living things and wiping out the dinosaurs. It was noted in Professor Popes journal the the meteor was often referred to as simply ‘Wigs’
Drove my mate from Southampton to Aberdeen last week to pick up a car and he didn’t even offer petrol money, mugged me off with the lunch bill and fucked my Mrs when he got home before me, what a fucking Wigs Wiggins he is.
by Jay Smashdot May 23, 2021
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AI Big Wigs

Are thieves and need to pay.
Hym "Do AI Big Wigs have kids? Because that actively tried to get your kids murdered by stealing my shit and are hoping that I murder your kids so they do not have to pay me. Make them pay. By any means necessary. They want your kids to die so they can be considered AI Big Wigs."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2025
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Wig Snatching

the process of stealing one's wig as an attempt to embarrass or provoke them
"Geo! I swear to go I'm going to snatch your wig!" she said, pointing angrily at the curly brown haired guy.
"It's not a wig!" he insisted.

"How many times have I told you to not go around wig snatching Arie!" a teacher yelled
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Wig City

by Everybody Laughs August 14, 2011
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water wig

A patch of pubic hair on someone's gentiles. The person shaves most of their pubic area and leaves a small patch to show off their adulthood.
Sally has a water wig on her pussy. It looks like a mini bush.
by Fairly odd twat January 5, 2021
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Wig Nog

A drink crusty white drink made from old drained top ramen, milk and sour cream, heated to luke warm.
"You know, a whitey came up with this definition of wig nog, a most appropriate contribution."

"Better have some of that wig nog if your acting crusty."
by theradvocate March 6, 2025
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Wig Wig Wog

A fake word that was made up by a kappa male
"I'm a sigma, you're a wig. *wig. *wog."
"That's a fake word."

"That's something a wig wig wog would say."
by Not a kappa but a sigma male January 17, 2022
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