Weaponizing

Turning something into a weapon... Or someone

Hym "Where have you been?"

Iam "Mmm? Trying to find something to watch... Heard you shout something about Dregs..."

Hym "Yes! Isn't that fucking hilarious!? She said 'they're weaponizing the dregs of society'! Hahaha! That's exactly what they're doing! We're dregs! No one uses that phrase! Except for us."

Iam "Mmm... I am legion..."

Hym "What are you eating?"

Iam "Sandwich..."

Hym "Well, cut it out! You're spoiling the moment! We're like the ultimate weapon! We're practically Escanor! This is absolutely hilarious!"

Iam "Well is that's the case, they need to do is send one of them cute girls over here to polish the ol' handle..."

Hym "Wha... Wow! That was little out of left field for you."

Iam "Meh..."

Hym "........ Go get me a sandwich..."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

weapon

lawson

“lawson is an absolute machine. what a weapon!”

by tommmmme May 24, 2022

Meme Weapon

Any weapon with a comical appearance or can be used in meme-worthy ways.

The Holy Mackeral from TF2 is an absolute meme weapon. All it is is a fish wrapped in newspaper.

by FryingPanStanTheDeadlyMan June 3, 2022

Weapon

Someone is really cool and shit

Gertrude is an absolute weapon

by Liutud January 27, 2022

boss weapon

A person who swipes right on guys with weird faces when they’re drunk, then proceeds to lead them on by talking with them, when they’re not in the slightest interested.

Amanda was blind drunk and swiped right on Paul, who sends snaps of his weird face. She still talks to him even though she’s not interested. She’s a Boss Weapon!

by Sluga January 29, 2022

Weaponizeds

A gang of really really cool people who are against Abbyism and work for launch community to save them from bullshit, we are communist.

Shoutout to weaponized bathhant, weaponized bread teleporter, weaponized KGB, weaponized spy, weaponized foods coolest person alive, weaponized bathtub me, weaponized go beyond, weaponized toafu, weaponized blazing and all other cool weaponizeds.

Person 1: oh man she's doing Abbyism
Person 2Russian accent: Don't worry brother, weaponizeds will handle her bullshitting.

by Weaponized bathtub February 13, 2022

Weapon

A distinctive device explicitly stated to be made to cause harm or death such as a adult human being or a large bore artillery piece or automotive vehicle under your private control

I have gotten rid of all my weapons and turned them into politics

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022