Ben the weapon

It says it all the in the title (and on the end of his 5ft nob). He's a weapon

Is that? NO WAY! that 40 year old is with Ben the weapon

by ManagerMan May 9, 2022

Weapon of Ass Destruction

Anything from Taco Bell that will send you to the restroom and cause you to take a violent shit.

“Man that 7 Layer Burrito at Taco Bell is a Weapon of Ass Destruction!!”

by MrWigglyDick May 9, 2022

Weaponizing

Turning something into a weapon... Or someone

Hym "Where have you been?"

Iam "Mmm? Trying to find something to watch... Heard you shout something about Dregs..."

Hym "Yes! Isn't that fucking hilarious!? She said 'they're weaponizing the dregs of society'! Hahaha! That's exactly what they're doing! We're dregs! No one uses that phrase! Except for us."

Iam "Mmm... I am legion..."

Hym "What are you eating?"

Iam "Sandwich..."

Hym "Well, cut it out! You're spoiling the moment! We're like the ultimate weapon! We're practically Escanor! This is absolutely hilarious!"

Iam "Well is that's the case, they need to do is send one of them cute girls over here to polish the ol' handle..."

Hym "Wha... Wow! That was little out of left field for you."

Iam "Meh..."

Hym "........ Go get me a sandwich..."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

weapon

lawson

“lawson is an absolute machine. what a weapon!”

by tommmmme May 24, 2022

Meme Weapon

Any weapon with a comical appearance or can be used in meme-worthy ways.

The Holy Mackeral from TF2 is an absolute meme weapon. All it is is a fish wrapped in newspaper.

by FryingPanStanTheDeadlyMan June 3, 2022

Weapon

Someone is really cool and shit

Gertrude is an absolute weapon

by Liutud January 27, 2022

boss weapon

A person who swipes right on guys with weird faces when they’re drunk, then proceeds to lead them on by talking with them, when they’re not in the slightest interested.

Amanda was blind drunk and swiped right on Paul, who sends snaps of his weird face. She still talks to him even though she’s not interested. She’s a Boss Weapon!

by Sluga January 29, 2022