Clickbaiting wanker

A wanker that clickbaits people like Jake Paul, KSI and JMS.

JMS: TODAY I WILL BE DOING AN *INSANE* CHALLENGE AND I WILL EAT SHIT
ME: Ahhh shit.. the clickbaiting wanker clickbaited me again.

by JMS IS FAGGOT April 2, 2020

Ditch wanker

A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.

What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!

Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.

by The Ultimate Bruh Moment September 26, 2019

Legit Wanker

Legit Wanker. Only used if the Wanker has been caught in the past Wanking.

That guy is a Legit Wanker.

by Fact Bearer April 20, 2017

tub wanker

Someone who wanks in the tub whether it’s for pleasure or for preference. When they are taking a bath they decide “lets wank it”. The nut usually stays in the bath while they are in it.

“Ryan is a tub wanker he is so weird.”

by Shrad June 21, 2022

knuckle wanker

The act of pleasuring yourself by repeatedly punching yourself in the cock.

You're a knuckle wanker.

by Arnold Shwartzenigger October 8, 2019

A-class Wanker

Someone who's being more than just a wanker, someone who pushes beyond being a twat and finally reaches the highest grade. An A-class Wanker.

You see that? That's what we call an A-class wanker

by ☆ProblematicHoe☆ November 30, 2019

Holiday wanker

Someone who constantly post on social media whilst on holiday, at the airport, at the beach, by the pool...

Laura's away again being a right holiday wanker

by SocialMediaAvenger September 14, 2017