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video gamer x

A gothic-seeming Zelda-obsessed nerd with delusions of grandeur. May vacillitate between sexually harassing women and deciding to become one. Enjoys being fisted in the ass at any speed.
"Did you hear about that Video Gamer X?"

"No, why?"
"They got arrested for masturbating to the Zelda display in the Gamestop at the mall."
"Again?"
by everyechelonuserever September 6, 2014
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Video Game Food

A quick most likely unhealth food made fast to get back to game such as Hotpockets and Top Ramen
"Dude I don't feel good all ive eaten this week is Video Game Food
by Stan Marsh was alrady taken August 5, 2010
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video game widow

What a female becomes when she has lost a significant other for a period of time due to their obsession of a video game.
Friend of wife: "How's Kevin doing?"
Wife: "He probably died... in Fallout 4. I've been a video game widow now since November 10th."
by crab_cakes_oo_ha_ha January 17, 2016
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iPod video hooker

A stupid name from teenagers that means a whore who likes to download videos for nothing and to show off videos after wasting money on iTunes
Person1:Hey, since Borat came out, I am gonna put it in my iPod video and watch it.
Person2:iPod video hooker!
by Killa Bone March 20, 2007
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Video Game Shoved

When someone is over obsessed with video game forces you to play it.
I was going to hangout with my new girlfriend but fucking Bill video game shoved me into playing Bioshock.

Jan: Hey your coming to my house Friday to play the new Zelda game on my new SNES, it has 16-bit graphics!!!!

Joe: Stop video game shoving me i rather go see a movie.
by donvitoshouldbefree May 30, 2009
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playing video games

Me and my buds stayed in a just watching porn and "playing video games" together all night.
by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006
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Straight to video

Diarrhoea occurring very soon after eating.
John had to rush to the toilet before his kebab went straight to video.
by rycycles August 4, 2008
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