Vagine-Eleven

An event from an alternate universe (Hillary Clinton president of USA) where on September 11th, 2001, an all female group hijacked two airplanes and crashed them into the Twin Towers deeming them phallic symbols of oppression.

“I don’t know what event was worse here on Earth C-637, Pearl Necklace Harbor or Vagine-Eleven. Women are relentless.”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

deja-vagine

When a chick gives you her phone number and you discover she is already in your contacts, so you check the previous text message exchange to find that you stopped messaging because she was getting too thirsty for your happily married ass.

Man, I had a major case of deja-vagine last night when a customer gave me her number. Turns out we already met and she got a little thirsty for my liking so I cut her off. Please don't tell my wife, lest I end up in the dog box again.

by Kiwiboiii November 17, 2020

vaginal radar

The ability of a woman to find any item a man has lost or displaced.

Betty, using her vaginal radar, easily found the key is that Bob and lost.

by Highlander999 November 30, 2020

Vaginal Wrestling

After woman on top sex, the man tries with all his might to stay inside her, while she uses her ULTRA STRONG VAGINA MUSCLES

Sarah and Shawn told me about their epic battle in vaginal wrestling last night!

by Sarcia26 March 21, 2019

vaginal trash

The epitome of a bottom-feeding, lowly, pathetic, disgusting, contaminated, genetic mutation of a person. Often attempts to be devious and vindictive, but lacks the intellect to execute the task properly. In their own eyes, the vaginal trash sees themself as beautiful, special, unique and amazing, but fails to understand that even when you polish a turd, it’s still a turd. Specializes in backstabbing and compulsive lying.

“Wow, Felicia. I’m so sorry you fell victim to that vaginal trash. Don’t waste your time with revenge. Either the karma train or an STD will get her”.

“Sorry to hear about your break-up, Joe. We’ve all been meaning to tell you that Allison is nothing but vaginal trash, but we didn’t want to hurt your feelings”.

by Evil95GT January 6, 2019

Vaginal genius

Someone who is exceptionally gifted in the art of cunnalingus. They know the secrets on the female genitalia

Kenisha to partner after org asking for the third time "oh my god Dan you're a vaginal genius!"

by Tall dark and handsome August 3, 2015

Vaginal institution

Is a place of education where you study about the ins and outs of vaginas. Flappy vaginas, trimmed vaginas, hairy vaginas, tight vaginas, loose vaginas, smelly vaginas, infected vaginas ... whatever kind of vagina! You name it

Pervert: yo man what you going to study after you finish high school?
Future vagina doctor: I’m going to study about vaginas at vaginal institution, how about you?
Pervert: I was thinking law, but now I change my mind

by Learn about periods too February 4, 2021