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Golden Urinal

The urinal of my dreams.
The urinal I will risk my life for.
The urinal I will spend an eternity searching for.
The mission I will pass on to my descendants.
This is the urinal that shall one day take over the minds of everyone in this earth, its message will spread out into the Milky Way and it will be the universe’s urinal.
Join me in my mission to obtain the golden urinal!
I will get the golden urinal if it’s the last thing I do
by Beepeepeep November 22, 2023
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skididi urinal

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My skididi urinal got loose again
by Sagmanbagman April 13, 2024
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urinal patty

When someone takes a dump in a urinal and the deuce settles there into a nice cutlet
Man, what's that smell? Ah, it looks like someone left us a good-sized urinal patty. Dig in!
by kenickers October 27, 2015
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Dump in the Urinal

When someone says they took a dump in the urinal, it means that they sat in the urinal and took a dump.
by BLARPAGEONSTICK March 5, 2025
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Carmel catholic urinal

Not tryna be weird, but why are they smelly. The deal with them, mostly 500 bathroom, is that everyone uses them. It’s the most common bathroom, but 100 is ok too. It’s a combination of piss build up cause nobody properly cleans them, and also those few who shit in the bathroom at school. A lot of people don’t, but some people do. Like in the toilet. But there has been shit in the urinals. 1 from Oscar, 2 from Mr Franklin when he couldn’t hold it in, and around 15 or 20 mini shits from freshmen. But overall, the urinals are smelly and unclean. Pee at home if you can, because there’s also probably herpes and gonorrhea in the air by the urinals from people.
Bro i need to shit rn
Go quick before you can’t make it and go in the Carmel catholic urinal
by ccanonymous January 28, 2025
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urinate into this crater

Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with the words "Please listen carefully to this recording..."

The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.

The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."

He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
They need to urinate into this crater.
by Drapen August 15, 2022
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