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Twat Band

When you get the four (or six) plastic can rings (normally with an alcoholic beverage, i.e. Beer) and you and your friends put a hand in each ring and pull until one person is left with the plastic around their wrist. Thus making them a twat.
"Oh, lets play Twat Band!"
*Everyone puts their hand in and pulls*
(to the person left with the plastic on their wrist) "Twat!"
by CrazyRetard March 19, 2010
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Twat Addict

e.g Hugh Hefner. Any person unable to function for a reasonable length of time without access to female genitalia - particularly that of young, nubile girls. Normally applied to rich, old men.
That HughHefner he's a right old twat addict!
by Uncle Silas March 21, 2011
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Twat Blocker

To prevent another fellow woman from sleeping with a man. Like "Cock Blocker" but for a woman.
You are a twat blocker!

Sorry to Twat Block you, but he's mine!

You be creative.
by Youdontneedtoknow May 6, 2012
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Twat monkey

A person who swings from snatch to snatch.
Look at her she just fucked Lucy now she's banging Jenny. The bitch is a true Twat monkey.
by thehashbrownclown June 25, 2017
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Swat the Twat

Not to be confused with Twat Swat.

What one woman might say to another woman in lieu of other more vulgar phrases, such as fuck you up or beat the ever-living shit out of you.
When Jamie found out that Breana was trying to hook Jamie up with her next door neighbor, Jamie told Breana "You better not bitch, or I will swat the twat".
by PercyJones March 24, 2012
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The Twitter Twat

Term used by David Cameron to describe people engaging in frequent instantaneous communication on Twitter
Too many twits might make The Twitter Twat
by Paul Pontin July 31, 2009
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waffly twat

It's a phrase Dan Howell uses. Check him out
Being a waffly twat. Dan Howell 2011
by Phan Trash 1 number 1 ok September 23, 2017
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