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Twat Band

When you get the four (or six) plastic can rings (normally with an alcoholic beverage, i.e. Beer) and you and your friends put a hand in each ring and pull until one person is left with the plastic around their wrist. Thus making them a twat.
"Oh, lets play Twat Band!"
*Everyone puts their hand in and pulls*
(to the person left with the plastic on their wrist) "Twat!"
by CrazyRetard March 19, 2010
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Twat Addict

e.g Hugh Hefner. Any person unable to function for a reasonable length of time without access to female genitalia - particularly that of young, nubile girls. Normally applied to rich, old men.
That HughHefner he's a right old twat addict!
by Uncle Silas March 21, 2011
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Twat monkey

A person who swings from snatch to snatch.
Look at her she just fucked Lucy now she's banging Jenny. The bitch is a true Twat monkey.
by thehashbrownclown June 25, 2017
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twat-spat

An argument or debate between two females. The subject of the argument will be relatively minor and the two shall remain friendly during and after the twat-spat.
That was a wicked Scrabble game! Kelly and Julie were having twat-spats over every word the other spelled!
by keltikfyre October 28, 2010
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Twat Blocker

To prevent another fellow woman from sleeping with a man. Like "Cock Blocker" but for a woman.
You are a twat blocker!

Sorry to Twat Block you, but he's mine!

You be creative.
by Youdontneedtoknow May 6, 2012
mugGet the Twat Blockermug.

twat oil

A deliciously pungent oil with a high smoking point, roughly equivalent to flaxseed oil, only much fishier. Perfect for seasoning cast iron or de Bruyer pans.
Dude, where did you get that twat oil? These omelettes are delicious!
by pan man November 13, 2013
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The Twitter Twat

Term used by David Cameron to describe people engaging in frequent instantaneous communication on Twitter
Too many twits might make The Twitter Twat
by Paul Pontin July 31, 2009
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