Turbo Derp

when you get turned on by Moist Criktial (popular streamer) and yell TURBOOO while being a derp

"ive been turbo derping ever since I saw that ceramics video"

by turboderp August 11, 2024

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Turbo talker

A person who talks incredibly fast and / or doesn’t let anyone else get a word in edgewise.

When those two turbo talkers are together I don’t even try to join in the conversation. They turbo talked through the whole dinner.

by pozzie January 26, 2019

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When you take a shit with your partner on the toilet. You sit in the standard position and your girlfriend sits in your lap facing you while she bombs chords through your thighs. Eye contact is a must to ensure concentration is not lost.

Hey Maz 'fancy taking a turbo poo with me? I will even let you wipe my arse when I'm done'

by McChuff January 28, 2024

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Turbo Douche

A person who is the pentacle of douchedom.

Jim is such a turbo douche and nobody likes him.

by MarzMan February 18, 2024

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Turbo Grump

Turbo Grump - someone with the first name Elise and the second name Houghton, who is and can be grumpy, Sandy and neg 110% of the time.

George - Elise how are you today my dear ?

Elise - GO AWAY ?!@?!?@@@?!!

George - Elise it’s a beautiful day outside and the sun is shining.

Elise - GO AWAY WAY ?@!@?!(!,@!”!@?@!

George - Elise what’s up ?

Elise - ……..?@)@£&,& k?@))@,&!

George - Elise your such a Turbo Grump!

The Crowd - loud round of applause!

by Akala1234 August 25, 2023

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