Face touch

When you need to touch faces in pictures to prove your love for one another.

"He totally doesn't love her. Have you seen the pictures they post? They don't even face touch."

by LKV824 August 10, 2016

poor touch

Getting a handy from a homeless person

I got a poor touch last night

by Fredtheelephant December 28, 2016

touched cloth

derived from 'about to shit oneself
Touched cloth means to have almost died.

my brother Ned has overcome colon cancer, he really 'touched cloth'

by slash4 August 9, 2020

tube touch

The most intimate thing that two mentally ill people can do. The process is similar to that in Avatar (2009), but with feeding tubes

Dude, let's tube touch.

by theyoungchuck July 17, 2019

funny touching

When things are starting to get really, really feisty and you start funny touching each other in a secretive manner.

Remember Kayla, Mom said no funny touching in the movies!

by bikergang420 April 23, 2019

bad touch

1.a song by the bloodhound gang about kinky sex
2.anything you do alone
3.a song to sing if you want kinky sex

person 1: woo me with loving words
person 2: ...love you clean up with a mop and bucket...we can do it doggy style so we can both watch sex files...
person 1: i love you

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

Touch The Monkey

A phrase coined by Mike Myers in the Saturday Night Live skit, "Sprockets". It can either mean
a) To literally touch a monkey.
b) To masturbate.

a) I was at the zoo and I decided to touch the monkey.
b) I got really lonely and bored so I touched the monkey.

by Justin1552 October 13, 2008