The most intimate thing that two mentally ill people can do. The process is similar to that in Avatar (2009), but with feeding tubes
by theyoungchuck July 17, 2019
Get the tube touch mug.A gateway touch is a touch that could lead to other sexual things
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See, Presidential Address Cold Open - SNL
by IfOnlyIHadThatPhD May 9, 2018
Get the gateway touch mug.by Zariza January 31, 2020
Get the Trumps touch mug.The act of persuading somebody to do what you want, usually to accompany you somewhere, via a forceful choke or headlock.
"You better come with me, otherwise I may have to persuasive touch you"
"Oh hell no I'm comin my nibba"
"Oh hell no I'm comin my nibba"
by FriendRuin June 7, 2018
Get the Persuasive Touch mug.When a gentleman or gentlelady, gently touches his/her teeth on to their corresponding subject, gently.
by MeatenTuvej December 5, 2017
Get the touching teeth mug.1.a song by the bloodhound gang about kinky sex
2.anything you do alone
3.a song to sing if you want kinky sex
2.anything you do alone
3.a song to sing if you want kinky sex
person 1: woo me with loving words
person 2: ...love you clean up with a mop and bucket...we can do it doggy style so we can both watch sex files...
person 1: i love you
person 2: ...love you clean up with a mop and bucket...we can do it doggy style so we can both watch sex files...
person 1: i love you
by ocfangurl March 17, 2005
Get the bad touch mug.A phrase coined by Mike Myers in the Saturday Night Live skit, "Sprockets". It can either mean
a) To literally touch a monkey.
b) To masturbate.
a) To literally touch a monkey.
b) To masturbate.
a) I was at the zoo and I decided to touch the monkey.
b) I got really lonely and bored so I touched the monkey.
b) I got really lonely and bored so I touched the monkey.
by Justin1552 October 13, 2008
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